It all started Monday night when Jason decided to update his phone. Bad decision, because after the update his screen went blank and it never turned back on. While trying to book an appointment with the Apple Genius Bar the next day, the site was down so he went rogue and headed to the Apple with no appointment. Well, the Apple store moved from the last time Jason went to the Domain and without a phone he could not look it up. Instead of talking to a human-being, Jason stopped right in the middle of traffic in front of the Domain directory to find the store. The Apple store was not listed and he was actually in a completely different area of the Domain, so accepting defeat, Jason went home. His new appointment would not have been until Thursday but he could not last any longer without his phone so he lied to the Apple Genius about the issue with his phone to get seen that day. The first Apple Genus could not figure it out, so he had to go to a super Genus which eventually fixed the phone and his cracked screen. That is the story of how Jason ‘outgenised’ the Apple Geniuses.
THREE GENERATIONS OF DICK
After Jason’s 22 long hours without a phone, he still hasn’t called his Dad to wish him a happy Father’s Day. Jason and his Dad have been playing phone tag since Sunday, but he has actually been avoiding his Dad. Out of common courtesy, Jason invited Papa Dick along his road trip featuring Nephew Aiden down to Corpus Christi to visit his grandma. Jason thought his Dad wouldn’t really want to go, but turns out, Jason’s Dad wants to ride along. It has been a while since the boys have gotten together for some much needed bonding time. Stay tuned, three generations of Dick are going on road trip.
If you are curious about the man responsible for the creation of a guy such as Jason, here is a video.
MA JOURNEY
Deb was feeling under the weather today and for the first time in months she skipped the gym. She had a sweet tooth the other day and tried to quench it with some dried fruit, but it only made her feel ill. After sleeping on and off all day yesterday and chugging water, Deb ended up texting her trainer because she wasn’t going to make it. Eventually she realized she had not done any kind of working out that day, and that it was the first time in months she done nothing. Deb was fairly confident she wasn’t feeling well because she was dehydrated, to which Jason brought up the process of not being able to drink water days before the competition to look as ripped as possible. Not drinking water is tough for Deb, especially because she works in radio and has to keep her mouth properly lubricated. Luckily she is feeling better and ready to continue on her MaJourney. Click here to donate to the page.
THAT GUY
Today’s That Guy was You Played in “A” World Series Of Poker And Not “The” World Series Of Poker Guy. As we all know, Jason went on vacation to Las Vegas and has been flaunting his chip stacks all over the internet. When he came back, a co-worker asked him how he did and before he could even respond, That Guy interrupted to clarify Jason had only played in “A” world series of poker event and not the Main Event. There is a difference between “A” Game and “The” big game. Deb agreed with That Guy, which was convenient, because it turns out she was That Guy, and had already forgeten about busting up Jason’s World Series bracelet dreams.
HOW MUCH
How Much is a game we like to play where a listener competes with Jason and Deb, to see who can most accurately guess the net worth of various celebrities. Early in the game, Deb got behind by grossly overestimating how much Brittany Spears was worth. Jason and listener Scott were on the same page by guessing closest to the net worth of Bruce Willis, Demi Moore and Andre Agassi. Nobody got the theme right, which was celebrities who famously went bald. Deb tried a Hail Mary by guessing extremely high on Andre Agassi to catch up, but in the end Scott managed to win a close one against the Dickman.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Maloa bakery in Orlando, Florida to see if they had any traditional Hispanic pastries. The lady said they sold some of the best pastries and they even had cheese flavored quesito and guava pastries. Maloa’s had great deals and tropical treats but sadly did not say te amo back. ¡Dios míos!
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN JASON DICK
Every day we let a listener challenge Jason in a trivia topic of their choice to see if they can outsmart the self-proclaimed smartest person you know. Chase was today’s contestant and chose the category cliché sayings about what is better. It was a weird one, but Chase knew it was better to be safe than sorry and that it was better to be a live coward than a dead hero. Jason also got the first two right, but neither of them knew a handful of PATIENCE is worth more than a bushel of brains. Chase took home the win in the tiebreaker by guessing closer on how much a bushel of corn weighs. Congrats Chase!
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF
Every day we ask Deb questions about a random topic for a listener’s chance to win tickets. Today’s topic was Hannibal Buress Trivia. Listener Robert thought Deb would not know what city Buress grew up in and he was right, Deb had no clue he was from Chicago. Robert switched over to thinking Deb would know that Hannibal was Peter Parker’s PE coach in Spiderman: Homecoming, but she did not. In the last round Deb didn’t know that he was a writer on The Eric Andre Show, but luckily Robert had guessed she wouldn’t and won the tickets. Nice job Robert!
NEWS
Hot dog water was sold at Canadian street festival for $38 as a healthy beverage as a prank.
Willie Nelson tweeted an invite to President Trump to tour border detention center.
Boston Pizza out of Canada invented a pizza box that turns into a bed table.
SPORTS
Gregg Popovich went to San Diego to meet with Kawhi Leonard.
Russia defeated the Mohamed Salah-led Egypt team in the World Cup.
ESPN announced the full list of athletes featured in their upcoming Body issue.
Here is a link to last year’s issue.
