Jason Got Some New Shoes

Jason ordered some shoes off the internet. He saw them on an Instagram ad for “Rick and Morty Yeezys” for only $80! This is where Jason’s lack of pop culture knowledge bit him in the butt because he should have known they would be fake. Not only are they fake but the quality is definitely not $80 worth. Unfortunately, they are too small for Jason’s GD monster-sized feet but he doesn’t want to go through the trouble of returning them. He’s looking to sell them, the highest bidder wins!  

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So Many That Guys, So Little Time 

Jason has had a long list of “That Guy’s” to talk about but there’s just not enough weeks in a year to fit them all in. Before the year is over he wanted to put all of his “That Guys” of the decade into the world. We present to you, Jason’s final “That Guy” of 2019, or should we say “Those Guys” 

• Guy doesn’t care about fantasy football guy: Dave B. was so excited pounding his chest in August saying it would be his best year of Fantasy Football and now after being eliminated says he doesn’t care. 

• Guy who obligates you to drink alcohol guy – Kenny, who is part of the Mount Rushmore of “That Guys” made everyone drink shots before the kickoff of the game. He does this every Sunday even when some people are trying to drink responsibly. This past weekend it was Irish car bombs he wanted everyone to partake in.  

• Only likes tweets they’re mentioned in guy – Jason noticed that Nick only gets on twitter to “like” tweets he is tagged in. Jason thinks he’s missing out on the Twitterverse by only using it for that.  

• Guy who thinks you can’t buy jewelry guy – Jason got Bumblina some Kendra Scott jewelry for Christmas. His credit card was declined at first and he got a text alert from his bank asking if it was fraudulent purchase. Apparently, since jewelry was outside of his normal purchases, his bank wouldn’t let the purchase go through until he confirmed it was actually him.

  Tried to buy some fancy jewelry… my credit card company said “this guy? Lol, yea right”#fraud pic.twitter.com/VWAsekLatP

  — Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) December 18, 2019

News

The actress in the Peloton advertisements was offered a role on “Bold and The Beautiful ”

Kumail Nanjiani trained and dieted for a year and got ripped for his role in upcoming Marvel movies. 

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I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked. I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time. So big thanks to @grantrobertsfit who started working with me at the beginning of the year and made me understand true physical pain for months and months. Then, once we started shooting, a massive thanks to @davidhigginslondon and his team (@ellispartridge, @thebeardypt, @tomcheesemanfitness) for training me almost every day and making me strong, limber and injury free. I can almost touch my toes now. (And thank you for forcing me to do cheat meals David.) Matthews Street Catering for their delicious and healthy meals. And finally, the biggest thanks goes to @emilyvgordon for putting up with me complaining and talking about only working out and dieting for the last year. I promise I’ll be interesting again some day. #thirstyshirtless (Photo by @markupson.) (edit: I left off one very important person: @lancecallahan who trained me for 6 years and helped me build the foundation I could use to do this. Thank you!)

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Time magazine released a list of the top 10 gadgets of the decade. 

Sports 

Ezekiel Elliot’s father was charged for owning an exotic cat. 

The Detroit Lions’ President said the team is not up for sale.

The Pro Bowl roster was released.