Over the weekend Jason finally finished watching Netflix’s docudrama hit, Tiger Kings. You can hear our entire conversation on the podcast, (spoilers, duh), but Jason basically had five big questions he still wanted answers for.
- How come Joe never bought new teeth for any of his husbands?
- How did Carole’s husband “get” her?
- Why didn’t the guy with no legs wear pants to hide the fact that he has not legs?
- Are we cool with them repping the Longhorn brand so much?
- Is there something about being a big cat enthusiast that makes you a polygamist?
Bumblina Birthday
You already know Jason considers himself a professional laughmaker, but he may have topped himself this weekend. Yesterday was his Bumblina’s birthday and they celebrated the best you can under the circumstances. He ordered in some breakfast from Snooze and they shared some mimosas and pancakes. And he even told her he put on some special underwear for sexy time, and when he revealed them to her she laughed the hardest she ever has. Turns out Jason’s special underwear were just a pair that had become so worn out that he was basically wearing a kilt. Once she caught her breath, she forced him to throw them out, but of course our man Dick salvaged them. As he put it they’re still doing a good 78% of the job. SMDH
I Love You Call
As a sign of the times, we’ve pivoted the I Love You Call from calling random business to calling your loved ones who might need an extra boost in these trying times. Today we called Deb’s cousin Danny and his daughters Annie and Chloe. Because of the time difference we managed to call during bathtime, so Annie was too busy to give Deb an I Love You, but she did get one each from Chloe and Danny.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-and-deb-full-show/9am-jason-and-deb-bumblina-birthday/embed
Daily Morale Boosters
The guy in New York who went viral last week for using a drone to give his number to a cute neighbor has provided an update on his budding relationship. So far they’ve had a romantic dinner date and also taken a walk together using a unique social distancing technique.
https://twitter.com/jerm_cohen/status/1244364848231854080
A YouTuber named Randy Rainbow has gone viral for his parody songs about maintaining proper social distancing. This one is a take on “Go The Distance” from Disney’s Hercules animated film.
And finally for Rick and Morty fans, check out this Samurai short film the show’s creators made to tide you over until the rest of Season 4 is out.
