It’s been a rough week for Jason, yesterday he got rear-ended coming to work, and before that he got his ass kicked by some angry wasps that tried to move into Affluence Hill. Turns out trying to punch a wasp is not a good tactic and just gets you stung on the hand.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/dick-v-wasp
Habitat For Hajda
It’s day two in Nick’s search for a new forever home, and Jason doesn’t understand why he just doesn’t buy a house instead of trying to find a room to rent.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/nick-housing-update
Mansplaining Mechanics
Our new friend Emily has been having some car issues and had to put hers in the shop. And while Emily will be the first person to tell you she’s no automotive expert, the level of mansplaining this guy took things too was almost impressive.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/they-turned-my-car-in-a-spa
Date Payment Etiquette
One of Emily’s friends had a birthday recently, and she decided to buy him an Olive Garden gift card. It seems he’s recently become acquainted with a new lady friend and is spending all his money on paying for dinners. Which brought up the age old question of when does the woman have to pay…
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/date-payment-etiquette
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
Jason’s Bumblina is going out of town this weekend without him, which means he’s got to watch their new dog all by himself. Oh, you didn’t realize Jason had a new dog? Meet Bogey.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Peyton Manning finally found that post-football career.
GiVe ThE sOcIaL mEdIa InTeRn A rAiSe.
Our 2021 schedule brought to you by Peyton, the greatest summer intern of all time: pic.twitter.com/3G5KqTsTCa
— Denver Broncos (@Broncos) May 12, 2021
Nick would actually get fired if he tried this on Jason’s computer
@christineclauder Throwback to the time I programmed my boss’s PC to talk on its own. No, I wasn’t fired; my boss could take a joke.
And finally, adult otters are already cute enough, but baby ones are officially awwdorable.
