Our guy Jason has been sporting some new skinny pants that he recently added to his wardrobe. He claims that they make his calves look bulging, but they also seem to be leaning more towards chicken legs. We are torn. Tweet us @101xMorningX and let us know what you think.
How would you describe these legs, bulging or chicken? pic.twitter.com/oh8RcW91oS
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) December 22, 2021
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/jason-doesnt-think-he-has-chicken-legs
That Guy: Big Holiday Blowout Smorgasbord
Since the end of the year is almost upon us, Jason needs to squeeze in his last few “That Guy” targets into one day. We’ve got a long list of don’ts including speaks for you guy, matching t-shirts on vacation guy, and makes you drink alcohol guy. Let’s not be any of those guys or else Jason might have to throw you on his naughty list; and we promise that he always checks it twice.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/jason-dicks-that-guy-holiday-blow-out-extravaganza
Am I Trash for Not Flossing?
Do you really need to floss every day? Emily is worried that her dentist is going to yell at her for her lackluster flossing routine but Nick claims that flossing is all a myth. Are you a trash person for not flossing? How many times a week is the minimum floss count? We discuss! Sorry, Emily’s dental hygienist. At least no Family Guy clips were used.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/am-i-trash-3
Nick that News
Every day we bring you the most uplifting stories of the day to cancel out all of the negativity in the world… until Nick gets a hold of them. In this episode, Nick decides to attack both old ladies and children. Wow, way to be in the holiday spirit. He claims that they deserve it.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dont-nick-my-news-5
The Morning X Game Room
In our final episode of the year, Jason introduces another movie-based game for Emily and Nick to compete at. There’s a lot of Emily complaining with a sprinkle of Bumblito banter and a whole discussion on Jason’s top SNL contributors, so enjoy your Holiday gift from us!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/morning-x-game-room-dp-the-box-office
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
Spoiler-Free Spider-Man Leaks
We wanted to have a spoilerific review of Spider-Man: No Way Home with Alex, but believe it or not, he still hasn’t seen it yet. So our spoiler-free review will have to do.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Speaking of legs, Jason’s starting to develop a SpongeBob body.
If you listened to our podcast you heard Jason’s take on his top SNL favorites. Here’s some rando’s ranking of their favorite sketches. Do you agree with either list?
Don’t freak out, but the trailer for the Return to Hogwarts is out. Yes, Emily is planning a watch party of course.
Zendaya fans! Are you excited to see her as a sex-crazed teenage addict again? Good news! Season 2 of Euphoria is almost here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdwZwrs8Qt0
And finally, there’s not much to say about this video. It is just adorable so please watch it.
Baby elephants don't learn to control their trunks until they’re about a year old. pic.twitter.com/HVk5hcZuLP
— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) December 20, 2021
