Although Jason had a “macho weekend”, on Saturday he hit a very low point in his prosperous life. It deals with poker but no, he didn’t lose all of his bullets. Instead, after losing $290 in fifteen minutes and six or seven hands of poker, the ATM and bank denied him anymore cash withdraws until Monday. If you’re worried about the amount, that is pretty normal for that type of poker game. Although, to keep his Saturday night of poker going strong, Jason was desperate for cash and luckily for the Dickman across the street was a Speedy Cash. Jason never thought he would be rolling up to a Speedy Cash in “The Tesla“, and his doubts were right because turns out his cash needs were too affluent. To Jason’s bank, just know this is fair warning he’s coming back for all the cash money he could have won during Saturday’s game.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was Marcos, and he kicked off the weekend by getting his daughter all dressed up as a mermaid for an event at Zilker Park. Saturday, he braced the scorching hundred-degree weather to mow the lawn with a classic man-powered mower and later he did some handy work around the house and fixed a broken cabinet.
Jason went to happy hour at Doc’s Backyard “all the way down south on Brodie lane” to welcome his friend… who ended up missing his flight. Saturday, he hit the books for a long day of extensive fantasy football research and on Saturday he made fajitas for the fantasy draft. We didn’t have time for Deb’s qualifying questions, but it seems everyone loves a handy man because you voted Marco’s weekend was mas macho.
Who had the mas macho weekend Marcos who had to use a push lawn mower, or Jason Dick, who had to eat ramen for dinner because his ATM card got shut off.
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) August 19, 2019
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Speedway Café in Rutherford College, NC to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they served any meat alternative burgers, but all Speedway Café served was salads for the vegetarians. No reservations were necessary, but they must have had their doubts about Deb because she only got a “buh bye” after saying I Love You Too. Butt-slam.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Play along and listen to today’s capital cities of Africa trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s Slayer- Metallica- or Limp Bizkit trivia on the 9AM podcast.
