Jason’s Precious Drops

Jason Dick’s precious sound effects are now YOURS to play, download, or do whatever deviant thing you want with. Please let us know if you have a favorite we need to upload.

Youre-Not-Shooting-That-Right

Youre-Boring

You-Got-Butt-Slammed

You-Are-A-Huge-Nerd

Wow-You-Must-Be-Rich

Were-Not-Detroit

Vince-Young-Mitsubishi

TP-On-Cool-Down

This-Is-Not-Good-Radio

The-View-Chatter

Thats-Not-Funny

Thats-A-Bingo

Tech-Support

Stop-Pussy-Dicking-Around

Sexual-Intercourse-LeBron

San-Antonio-Stripper

Richie

Ooh-F-Yeah-Bud

Oh-My-God-I-Dont-Care

No-Good

Nick-Phoenix

My-Softball-Team-The-Ligers

Man-Down

Lets-Proceed-As-If-This-Is-Going-Well

Let-Me-Do-A-Radio-Show

Lawless-Little-Bit

Kevin-The-Goat

Kawhi-Leonard-Fun-Guy

Is-This-Going-Somewhere

Im-The-Star-Of-The-Show

I-Want-To-See-Some-Naked-Dudes

I-Want-Me-Some-Glory-Hole

I-Need-Those-Balls

I-Know-It

I-Am-A-Monkey-Fan

How-Funny

Ha-I-Kill-Me

Friday-You-Aint-Got-No-Job

Flux-Capacitor

Fingers-Are-Too-Fat-To-Dial

Father-Of-Mine

Dont-Tell-Anyone-How-Bad-I-Look-Naked

DJ-Lethal

Bzz-Nice

Bale-Oh-Good-For-You

Bale-No-No

Bale-Are-You-Professional-Or-Not

Ba-Da-Ba-Da-Jokes

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