Big news! We’re now live on your radio all the way until noon. You can still get us on your smart home assistant listening box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason and Deb). Or you can just download the 101X app on your phone and stream us from there! And there’s always the good old podcast.
Skinny Underwear
Jason has been on a weight loss odyssey for a while now, his goal has been to lose 100 pounds. Today he reached a mile stone and for the first time is officially under 300 pounds. To celebrate he tried on a pair of underwear that has always been too small for him, that he’s been saving for such a momentous occasion. Lo and behold, not only did they fit, but they were actually baggy on him. He was stoked… until he went to the bathroom here at the station, and realized they were a different pair of underwear. But he did promise us a big underwear update for tomorrow’s show (the update is big, not the underwear), so set your alarms to tune in and find out!
That Guy
Speaking of his Odyssey, Jason accused his own mother of being Taunts You With Pizza Guy. Jason hasn’t had pizza in forever, he’s saving it for when he hits 269 pounds, but that hasn’t stopped Mama Dick from blowing him up about a pizza deal going on with our friends from Olive and June. They’ve doing pop-up pizza deals that include some wood-fired pizzas, salad, and a desert. Unfortunately Mama Dick was a bit hazy on the details, but we were able to figure out there’s one today at Highland Park Elementary from 4-7pm. If you can’t make it hit up Olive and June to see when they’re next one is going to be.
Jason Got Got Again
We told you about how Jason got fooled back on April 1st, when his Sports Talk co-host B-Doe convinced him the governor was going to close the liquor stores. Well B-Doe has struck again when he sent Jason a FAKE voicemail saying he had come in contact with someone who had the Coronavirus. Unfortunately Jason didn’t listen to end of it where it says he would have to quarantine longer than normal because of his small penis. Anyways, you can download it here and hopefully have some fun with your friends.
We Love You Mojo!
As a sign of the times, we’ve pivoted the I Love You Call from calling random business to calling your loved ones who might need an extra boost in these trying times. Today we tried calling Deb’s friend Sam and her son Mojo. Yes that Mojo! Will Mojo be a mean guy and not return Deb’s love? Find out on the podcast.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-and-deb-full-show/jason-and-deb-hour-2-that-guy
If you’ve got someone you think needs some extra love these days, let us know!
Show Us Your Masks
The other day a nice listener dropped off some facemasks for us. She’s a local fashion designer who’s been making masks. Since it looks like we’re all going to be wearing masks for a while, we thought it would fun to start a gallery of listener masks. Send us yours and we’ll add them.
Sex Bracket
We swear, eventually we will do this. But until then why not fill yours out.
