Morning X With Smoked Sausage And Rubbery Raw Meat

Jason and Deb photoshopped as meat.

In case you were wondering why this morning’s show featuring so much talk about sausage smoke and meat juice, during 7am news Jason and Deb discussed a woman who can taste words. After Producer Nick used his hacking skills to find the tweets, we found out what all of our names taste like. From now on, this show is unofficially the Morning X with Smoked Sausage and Rubbery Raw Meat! (Raw vegetarian meat that is).

Producer Nick was a biscuit dipped in vinegar and new producer Imari was a salty pebble. Find Julie on Twitter @JulieAMcDowall and donate or get a professional hacker like Nick to find out what your name tastes like.

 

FLYING CARS AND FOREVER PUPPIES

We recovered this from 2016, but it’s the return of the flying car segment! If you remember, the segment actually has nothing to do with cars, but it’s where we suggest futuristic ideas and ask why it hasn’t been invented yet. Jason thought today’s questions was a bit irresponsible, so we’ll structure it as a “irresponsible question amnesty”.

IQA- Why can’t something be done to make dogs puppies forever? Also, why do those cuddly little monsters have to grow up to be viscous beasts? To clarify, Jason isn’t referring or encouraging breeding miniature dogs, but why haven’t scientists perfected a magic pill to freeze dogs in puppy hood? With the magic pill their emotional development would continue, but they would just stay the same size. Well, to answer Jason’s DQA just take it from Deb who has been dealing with pees, poos and a crying pup all week… are you sure the world needs a world full of pups Jason?

 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Three Li’l Pigs Barbeque in Daleville, VA to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they had any vegetarian options, and surprisingly they had a veggie wrap and not just random sides of coleslaw and potato salad. Even after Deb shared her excitement for veggies with Li’l Pigs Barbeque, she still got butt-slammed. Maybe February will be her month!

 

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s all they do is win, win, win trivia on the 6AM podcast.

$7 Worth Of Hoobastank- Play along and listen to today’s set list game.

Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- The big game is just a few days away! Listen to today’s famous Super Bowl moments trivia.

 

NEWS

Ariana Grande gets ‘BBQ Grill’ tattooed on her hand in Japanese instead of “7 Rings”.

Chicago train tracks are set on fire to melt ice and keep services moving in recent freezing temperatures.

Ariana Grande tattoo.

@arianagrande via Instagram

 

SPORTS

Pelicans’ Anthony Davis was fined fifty-thousand dollars for a public trade demand by his agent.

Tony Romo predicted play after play in the NFL season opener between the Oakland Raiders and the Tennessee Titans.

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