Emily might be skipping her friend’s birthday party this Sunday because she doesn’t want to have brunch at TEN on a SUNDAY. Sunday’s are meant for sleeping in, and she refuses to do anything before noon. Brunch means a lot of things to a lot of people. But is it worth getting up early during the Sunday Scaries? (NOT IN THE AMs ON A SUNDAY, YOU PSYCHO)
What is an appropriate time to leave your house on a Sunday? Emily got invited to a 10am birthday brunch on Sunday and claims that it is too early for her to function. #SundayHangover 🥂🌅
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 22, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/brunch-misgivings
If I Wasn’t So Nice: Emily Hates Sleeping With Her Boyfriend
In today’s edition of If I Wasn’t So Nice, Emily is DONE with her boyfriend. No, wait, that’s not accurate. Emily’s boyfriend is in town and she is very happy about it, except at night, when she is anything but. Not only is he incapable of sleeping, but he’s so bad at it that SHE can’t sleep either! Emily needs tips on how to sleep with a restless partner.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/if-i-wasnt-so-nice-emilys-boyfriend
Burning Question: Who Will Win?
In today’s burning question, the billionaires are fighting again! After some exceedingly mild remarks from Mark Zuckerberg about Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter, the two appear to have agreed to a cage match. While we all agree that the ideal outcome of such an event is a sinkhole opening under the arena and both fighters being lost to the depths forever, most of our followers believe that the Zuck will kick Mr. Musk’s butt. Got your own theory? Let us know on Twitter @101xMorningX your thoughts!
Who would win in a cage match? 👊#MorningXBurningQuestion
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 22, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/burning-question-who-will-win-the-billionaire-rumb
Emily is Avoiding Nick’s Feet.
You know, you might do better to just skip this one. The planets have aligned and Nick really wants to go get a mani-pedi with Emily, but she refuses to because of a weird spot under her toenail. If you think that sounds gross, I promise you, it gets even worse than that.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-is-avoiding-nicks-feet
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