She Thinks My Hair Is Sexy

Image of Jason shaving his head in the studio

In case you were wondering why Jason decided to retire his title as “The Mullet Man,” it was all for a lady. He has known this lady long before the Bumble and Tinder times, and recently they decided to see where things go as more than friends. Although, with this new level of more than friends, Jason has a slight issue with one of the foundations of their young relationship. The issue; she is super into his red hair.

Deb asked if she may even be just using Jason for his red hair, and that’s the same concern Jason has. Jason’s new lady friend frequently compliments him, and when discussing how they met, she explains how she has a fetish for red hair. Now the Dickman thinks he knows exactly how it feels when men are just into ladies for fetishes, like Deb’s accent for example.

Jason just wants to be loved for what’s on the inside, or even the ‘complete package’. So from here on out, try not to talk about his irresistibly sexy red locks.  

 

AMAZON FIRSTS

Pull out your Amazons! Jason was alerted you can look up your orders dating back to the 2000’s, so he decided to play a game of what was your first Amazon order.

Producer Nick doesn’t have an Amazon account so was exempted from this game, but Deb’s first order was on October 9th 2009. She warned us there was a sad memory behind this purchase because it was for an ex-boyfriend, but the order was a book about the new art of Japanese cooking.

Jason’s purchase came from February 20th 2000, and just turned eighteen and still living in his mom’s house Jason, ordered back-to-back hits. A two artist, one disc of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice. Jason definitely has the best Amazon first and according to his purchase reviews, two rap mac daddies on one album were a hit.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Wig World in Newark, New Jersey to see if they had any toupee or men’s wigs for Jason to switch up his hair color. Unfortunately, they didn’t have any hair pieces for men, but at least they had some extensions for Deb to check out. On top of no choices for men and a small selection for Deb, Wig World was also all out of love for Deb today, and she got super butt-slammed.  

 

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason DickListen to today’s medical terminology trivia. 

Don’t Butt Hurt Me Bro– It’s not a “manager brain” game this week, instead today’s decider was friend and listener Massey. Listen and play along. 

Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s spot the fake college football sideline prop trivia.

 

NEWS

Instead of gas pedals, the world’s first calorie burning car uses bicycle pedals and pedal power, Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl reveals the huge amount of alcohol he drinks before shows, and ‘Family Guy’s’ hour-long season seventeen episode will depict Donald Trump being sexually inappropriate with Meg Griffin.

 

SPORTS

After Texas’ win against TCU, a video of a girl locking lips with two different guys at the game goes viral, Kevin Hart demonstrates how to legally sack a quarterback with the new NFL rules, Arizona State is ending the ‘turnover curl bar’, and analyst FiveThirtyEight predicts the Astros have the best chance to win the World Series.

 

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