Jason has the proposal of a lifetime for Emily. For $100, Jason will pay Emily if she makes it on TV holding a “Hook ’em, I guess” sign before the big Texas versus Alabama game. Should she take the chance of embarrassing herself in front of national TV for a single Benjamin Franklin? Emily seems to think that this whole bit is stupid and not worth her time. Come on, where’s your school spirit?!
You have no idea what you used to be able to make a Sorority Intern do for zero dollars back in the day. pic.twitter.com/DPCjLBM4nN
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 7, 2022
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-gameday
Fancy Food
The time has come for everyone to kiss their significant others goodbye and say hello to football season. Last week, Jason asked our friend Dennis how he should try to fix his relationship with his girlfriend before the season starts. His solution was to take her out on a final “farewell” dinner at a fancy restaurant. You would think that affluent Jason Dick would eat up (literally) any opportunity to have an expensive meal, but he was unfortunately pretty disappointed. See? He is just like us!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/fine-food
That Guy
Obsessed with someone’s wardrobe guy, don’t be that guy. Not to spoil this segment, but Emily is the culprit of today’s That Guy. Jason claims that she enjoys making comments about his wardrobe fairly frequently. Last week, she even asked him if he was outfit repeating. The nerve! Below is an example of one of his interesting outfits that Emily couldn’t help but clown on.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/that-guy-23
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
Push Jason’s Buttons Here
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Daily Morale Boosters
Emily is loving all of this Don’t Worry Darling press drama. Here’s an edit that was even funnier than the original “spitting” video.
Confused about all the Harry Styles and Chris Pine? This should clear it up. https://t.co/4DbtNnsVhp
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 7, 2022
Next up, more Harry Styles and Chris Pine nonsense.
https://twitter.com/bilIboardpop/status/1566860446245822468?s=20&t=tQsyWx9Ync5OxZdW3l-aRA
Oh yeah, a new season of Rick and Morty is out. Are we still into it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkeB4ZTjFM&ab_channel=AdultSwim
And finally, thank f**k our parents didn’t have door cams when we were kids!
https://www.tiktok.com/@ohio.dude/video/7137930171402931502?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6911381910849881606
