Remember How Great I Was Playing Sports In High School Guy, don’t be That Guy. Initially, Deb thought That Guy was Jason, but it’s actually his good friend Bernie. You may remember Bernie from him and Jason’s joint birthday celebration, and since “Dick-Bern-A-Palooza” he’s been living the sober life. With the end of the “Bernie’s Beer League” softball season, he celebrated with a few adult beverages for old time sake, which according to Producer Nick affected him like truth serum.
First, Bernie claimed he could be a professional basketball player. Then, not only did he challenge and shame the guys for not playing high school sports or ever receiving a letterman jacket, but he also drunkenly relived his high school football glory days. Jason admitted he’s beenThat Guy a few times here and there, but it’s more fun to watch when it’s Bernie, so Remember How Great I Was Playing Sports In High School Guy, don’t be That Guy.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called America’s Thunder Fireworks in Shepherdsville, KY to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb explained she has never bought any fireworks, but after hearing Producer Nick’s exploding fireworks childhood stories, she was looking for the safe selection. America’s Thunder Fireworks had a lot to teach Deb, but looks like they needed a lesson on love, because she got butt-slammed. Even before the holiday!
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s declaration of independence trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Rotten Tomatoes Game- How do you like them tomatoes? Play along and listen to today’s Fourth of July- Independence Day-ish themed game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Do you see a theme here? Listen to today’s untitled, unidentified July the 4th trivia about America on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
A national shortage of tortillas at Taco Bell lead restaurants to run out of burritos and quesadillas.
A Texas Man drove to Nebraska to meet up with a woman and avoid being scammed out of an Amazon gift card. When he arrived he was still scammed and learned he was sent to a fake address.
Miley Cyrus stirs controversy after wearing fashion vagina spikes in her new “Mother’s Daughter” music video.
SPORTS
The United States defeated England 2-1 with star forward Megan Rapinoe sidelined.
Christen Press started in Rapinoe’s place, and caused mixed reactions after celebrating her tenth minute goal by pretending to sip tea.
CHRISTEN PRESS!
No Rapinoe, no problem! The USWNT takes the early lead again and has now scored in the first 15 minutes in every single game this #FIFAWWC pic.twitter.com/Xqu3u0m56V
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 2, 2019
CHRISTEN PRESS!
No Rapinoe, no problem! The USWNT takes the early lead again and has now scored in the first 15 minutes in every single game this #FIFAWWC pic.twitter.com/Xqu3u0m56V
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 2, 2019
Nike pulls a new release sneaker featuring Betsy Ross’s thirteen star flag over criticism by Colin Kaepernick and concerns about the flag’s racist symbolism.
Ezekiel Elliott issues an apology, but no update on his possible suspension.
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