Jason was out on vacation so #1 Friend Nick called in CJ Morgan for help. They covered a study claiming that people on dating sites would rather see a butt selfie than a regular one. Long story short, they discovered that they both have good butts and figured out what the name of a Nick and CJ show would be at the same time. Butt Bois 4 life.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/butt-selfies-are-all-the-rage
Dear Redacted
Nick also unleashed an all-time great Dear Redacted on us today. He started off trying to save the ducks from gluten-enthusiasts and ended by giving himself and ear full because he can’t stop shaving his body parts. First his hand, now this?
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/dear-redacted-4
While CJ’s gluteus maximus may be in pristine condition, his finger is all jacked up. And of course he did it in the most CJ way possible, trying to fix up his armor for the renaissance fair.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/cj-sliced-finger-working-on-ren-fair-armor
CJ’s Mom Knows How To Party
We also learned a lot about CJ’s mom on today’s show. First you should know that CJ’s mom likes to party and once shrugged off eating an entire bag of his edibles with no issues. She was also once voted Miss Popcorn Indiana poor CJ had to grow up with not just a party mom, but a hot party mom. At least she also passed on that glorious tushy.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/cjs-mom-ate-a-bunch-of-edibles
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
Nick’s Dear Redacted is really something you need to see to fully experience.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
If you’re not blessed with beautiful backsides like Nick and CJ, here’s a helpful tutorial video on how to make the most out the junk in your trunk.
Hopefully someone asked some follow-up questions.
@katiehaselden2 Thank God we were done with the proposal 😂💍 #proposal #savannah #savannahgeorgia #georgia #fyp #engaged
She’s already better than any of us will ever be.
This mom can’t hang with CJ’s.
And finally, shout out to Listener KO in Cedar Park for this tip on how to truly maximize your belfies.
