Back in 2016 when Jason was dating “Don’t A Girlfriend” they were watching an episode of Family Guy. In the episode, Peter asks Lois if she’s “tipsy enough to have some lazy Tony Soprano sex.” After this line Don’t a Girlfriend burst out laughing and couldn’t stop. Jason could only assume it was because the line was very relatable to her while dating Jason. Now that clip is frequently used on the show so Jason wanted to test it on Bumblina and see her reaction. This weekend Jason had Bumblina watch the episode with him in order to see if she would pass the test. The “lazy Tony Soprano sex” line didn’t get a reaction from her but the scene immediately following where Peter gets winded walking upstairs is what had Bumblina cracking up. It’s almost like she knows someone else who gets winded from walking up a flight of stairs. Well, she almost passed the test, right Jason?
Shower Pasta
Jason was talking about how he was eating some pasta in the shower which blew Producer Katy’s mind that Jason eats in the shower. He explained to him that when you’re at a level of Affluence which he has attained you can have a big enough shower for a bench where you can also sit and eat. This reminded us of the time Jason and Deb made “MTV Cribs” style videos about their own homes and here they are for your viewing pleasure.
Quien Es Mas Macho?
Over the weekend Listener went bow deer hunting, hung up a kayak rack with a pulley system, and went to play a round of golf with his wife and kids. Jason, of course, thinks he had a more macho weekend, mostly because he started his weekend at happy hour with his mom. After happy hour he watched new episodes of BoJack Horseman and ordered not one, but two Uber Eats. Saturday Jason also went golfing but went to an 18 hole course. He also went to get dinner at Roaring Fork with Bumblina and Producer Katy before the Mo Amer show at Paramount. Of course, he ended his weekend with an NFL Sunday.
Who had the Mas Macho weekend, Listener Ryan, who went bow hunting and replaced the struts on his car, or @jasondick101x who had happy hour drinks with his mom?
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) November 4, 2019
Jason Dick, Pro Golfer
Jason went golfing with some friends this weekend and went through the entire 18 hole course without drinking at all! For Jason, this is very impressive but he also knew he was going to dinner and to see Mo Amer that night at Paramount. He was thinking ahead and didn’t want to be too tired. Speaking of beaten up and tired, Jason used his wedge he’s had for 20+ years while out golfing this weekend. Jason wasn’t doing so great out on the course so he ended up breaking his old and faithful club and throwing it into the pond. RIP.
News
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Sports
The Texans beat the Jaguars, and there is talk of replacing Gardner Minshew with Nick Foles.
Dwight Howard of the LA Lakers led them to victory over the San Antonio Spurs.
Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry were asked to change cleats during halftime this weekend.
