The War On Deb Is Real

A lady with thick eyebrows.

If you remember, Deb involuntarily spent the weekend in charming New Braunfels, so she went to the nail salon to kill some time. While Deb was there she went for the full deluxe treatment, but after getting a fancy pedicure and manicure they asked if she wanted to add on an eyebrow wax. Deb usually goes for a natural look with her brows, but this lady made her feel like they may be too bushy. This may be the nail lady just trying to up sale Deb’s service, but Deb’s eyebrows are shaped to perfection so the war on Deb at the nail salon was real.

 

THAT GUY

Pedals their useless junk on you guy, don’t be That Guy. Mama Dick is Jason’s best bud, but they just don’t see eye-to-eye on garage sales or free stuff. Usually, when Jason’s mom gets word of an open house sale from work she alerts Jason, but most of the time it’s just junk he isn’t interested in. The second hand thing, is not really The Dickman’s thing, but he finally caved and bought a bench, eight giant pasta bowls, ibuprofen and an industrial sized roll of toilet paper. Now that’s trash to treasure. Useless junk peddler guy, just don’t be that guy.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called My Brow Doctor in Miami, FL to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb explained she has never had her brows done, but after getting told she needed a wax at the nail salon, she needed some recommendations. My Brow Doctor was happy to recommend tips for first timers, but too bad she couldn’t say I Love You Too and Deb got butt-slammed. 

 

GAMES  

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s BS time travel movies trivia on the 6AM podcast.

Don’t Butthurt Me Bro- Play along and listen to today’s Butthurt Game on the 7AM podcast.

Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s ACL famous moments in ACL history trivia on the 9AM podcast.

 

NEWS

Winter is coming text with winter scene in the background.

‘Game of Thrones’ cinematographer defends Sunday’s “The Long Night” episode’s obscurity.

James Holzhauer’s ‘Jeopardy’ wins have beat ‘Judge Judy’s’ 40-week rating record.

 

SPORTS

ames Harden #13 of the Houston Rockets walks back onto the court after he was poked in the left eye by Draymond Green #23 of the Golden State Warriors in Game Two of the Second Round of the 2019 NBA Western Conference Playoffs

Rockets’ James Harden says he barely could see while playing in Game 2 after an eye injury inflicted by Warriors’ Draymond Green.

Here are the horses to look at ahead of this year’s Derby.

 

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