There’s A Cat In The Christmas Tree

C OF THE WEEK

Every Friday Deb picks out someone or something to be her C Of The Week. Sometimes it’s a jovial C and sometimes it’s a legitimate C.

After being pressured by an eleven-year old to get a real Christmas tree, Deb gave in went au natural. She decided on the perfect tree, and the nice young helper assisted her in loading it up by wrapping it in net to preserve it for the drive home. Deb first put up the tree without any ornaments, because if you may remember from a past I Love You call, her cat George should get accustomed to the tree so he doesn’t keep knocking ornaments down.

Of course when Deb unloaded the tree, George went right to it and got stuck. She ended up having to cut him out and wrestle him down. After taking the net off, Deb realized how dangerous it could be to other animals, so she cut all the holes from the net until her hands were sore. As much as she likes having a real Christmas tree, the plastic netting that they come wrapped in is like a potential animal murdering tool, so you are this week’s C Of The Week.

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— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) December 14, 2018

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Tree Riders in New York City to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You too. Deb thought she was calling an ornament shop, but she learned that Tree Riders was just all trees and wreaths. Deb was making ground by telling the story about her cat George’s tree climbing ways. Although she thought they were vibing, it wasn’t enough for an I Love You Too and Deb got butt-slammed.

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s so you think you can be an accountant trivia.

I’ll Have What She Is Having- Play along and listen to today’s TV Guide Game. 

Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s fantasy football players who caused Jason severe emotional pain last night trivia.

NEWS

Splashdata released 2018’s worst, and most commonly hacked passwords.

A new survey took a look at how to rebrand Santa Claus, and a gender-neutral Santa with tattoos topped the list of changes.

A unicorn that poops glitter is this year’s hottest holiday toy.

KFC put its eleven herbs and spices into a fire log for Christmas.

SPORTS

In case you were wondering about the turnout of the “greatest game of the week”, the Los Angeles Chargers beat the Kansas City Chiefs twenty-nine to twenty-eight. Jason was reeling all morning.  

The Spurs beat the L.A. Clippers one-hundred and twenty-five to eighty-seven during San Antonio’s Throwback night.

Shaquille O’Neal plans on bringing Shaq’s Fun House to Atlanta for the Super Bowl.

ESPN host Stephen A. Smith stumped his colleagues as he made several errors regarding basic football statistics.