Emily is not a very turtle-conscious driver. After narrowly missing a turtle last week, she has now actually killed one! Even worse, Nick conducted some research and found something quite troubling: the turtle may have been pregnant. Emily is not only a turtle killer but a child murderer as well! According to her, the turtle should be fine since it has a shell for a reason.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-runs-over-a-turtle
Why are there so many games at parties?
Emily attended 3 birthdays this weekend and it has made her evaluate the activities that go on at these parties. Why does every party need to have a game to play? What happened to a good house-party dancing? Why not try crafting?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-goes-to-3-birthday-parties-in-one-weekend
Happy Gilmore goes to college
It seems there is a real Happy Gilmore in the world and he is about to go to college for golf! Nick, however, does what he does best, and finds some reasons why this is a bunch of bologna!
"Not my Happy" ~ Nick https://t.co/p2IdGVkmqd
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 26, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/happy-gilmore-goes-to-college
Crappy time on Sixth Street
Austin seems to get better and better to go to. In Austin’s newest Sixth Street story a drunken woman seems to have covered herself in horse poop. Hopefully, she’s not a local. Viewer discretion is advised. (It’s just plain nasty.)
Putting the dirty in Dirty Sixth. https://t.co/Xapxs4iTa6
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 26, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/woman-covers-herself-in-horse-poop-on-sixth-street
And finally, if you need to get that horse poop story out of your mind then check out our latest video on TikTok!
https://www.tiktok.com/@101xmorningx/video/7247901229500714286?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6911381910849881606
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