Deb and her San Antonio Guy were craving noodles this weekend, so they went searching and unfortunately made a bad ramen-style dead worm noodles first pick. After that experience Deb went to old faithful, P. F. Chang’s for her favorite noodles. The service, drinks, and everything was great, but ruining Deb’s noodle experience was a toddler loudly banging his chopsticks on the table. The parents seemed to just have tuned him out, and as Deb mentioned her San Antonio Guy is a bit hard of hearing so he didn’t even hear the chopstick drum solo. Maybe it was just Deb’s supersonic hearing, but to all the parents just letting your kids play chopstick drums at restaurants, Deb wants you to know it’s unacceptable.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was J.R. and over the weekend he steaked out a bobcat, killed a snake to protect his chicken coop, became an impromptu roadie, and beefed up coop security. After J.R.’s story Jason actually contemplated forfeiting. Over the weekend, he put the final touch on his tax return, went to a concert, Twin Peaks for a rescheduled going away barbeque and watched five hours of wrestling. Jason gave it his best effort, but so far the votes are in and J.R. is mas macho.
Who had the mas macho weekend? Listener J.R. who defended his chicken coop from a bobcat, or Jason who watched 5 hours of wrestling.
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) April 8, 2019
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called NY Noodletown in New York, NY to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they served hand-pulled noodles, and she was in luck- they had egg noodles to her liking. (None of that worm noodle stuff). The noodle beef must have carried on to NY Noodletown because they had no love for Deb and she got buttslammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Play along and listen to today’s famous computers trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s ‘The View’, ‘The Chew’, or ‘Mad About You’ trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
According to a new study, Americans are the second biggest liars in the world.
Dictionary.com added three-hundred new terms.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck attempts to quit ‘The View’ after a fight with Barbara Walters.
SPORTS
Baylor takes the win over Notre Dame in the N.C.A.A. Women’s Final.
Kofi Kingston takes the title for WrestleMania 35 and for the first time in the company’s history, WWE women were the main-event.
Becky Lynch defeats Ronda Rousey and Charlotte Flair.
Texas Tech fans set fires and flip cars after the Final Four victory.
Record breaking 4 cars flipped tonight in Lubbock texas pic.twitter.com/NKKUw4O3lN
— Texas Tech Probs (@TexasTechProb) April 7, 2019
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