Some crazies on the internet seem to think that it is green. Nick’s Dear Redacted specifically targets those unreasonable people. We even threw up a poll on Twitter because this topic is so serious. Is Tiktok crazy for even suggesting that lemon-lime is green? Nick sure thinks so.
Is lemon-lime Gatorade yellow or green?
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 2, 2022
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dear-redacted-41
Joke Court
Friday is Joke Court time! Do you know what a walkabout is? We won’t judge if you had to Google it too.
Nick's joke about an Australian woman walkabouting away from her debt obligations…
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 2, 2022
Jason referencing an obscure Arsenio Hall bit "Things That Make You Go Hmmm"…
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 2, 2022
Jason's joke about Bumblefoot, a serious disease that affects penguins, being a no-armed guy who swipes on Bumble with his foot…
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 2, 2022
Emily's failed attempt to "yes and" Jason and Nick riffing on what to call a baseball section specifically designed for fans to have sex in.
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) September 2, 2022
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/joke-court-18
I’ll Have What She’s Having
Not only did we play another game, but we also gave away more tickets to see Panic! at the Disco. Jason was still reeling from yesterday’s loss, so he prepared a TV Guide game to get Nick and Emily back. Who do you think won this time around? You’re going to have to listen for yourself because we aren’t telling you!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/tv-guide
Nick That News
So a tortoise walks out of a yard and into a bar… just kidding about the bar part. But yes, this story is about a tortoise running (well, walking) away from his owner. We had no idea that was possible but evidently is and Nick has some things to say about it.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/nick-news
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
Push Jason’s Buttons Here
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
She’s on a boattttttt, b***h! Emily had never explored the beautiful waters of ATX, until now. Emily’s friend Zack invited her to come and hang out on his parent’s boat. She was finally able to take the opportunity and found that having a boat friend is awesome!
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
The only important video this Friday is our TikTok. Yeah, we know that we’re a big deal!
