After protesting his high gas bill by accidently forgetting to pay it, Jason came home to a note that said his gas would be cut off due to a missed payment. It may have been the hot tub jacking up the bill during the summer time, but when he checked his account, he realized he was one-hundred and ten dollars behind on the bill. Well, at first he was ashamed, but after talking to the representative and trying to pay the bill to get back on track, a missed bill led to Jason having to be held hostage all day Thursday to wait for them to re-connect his gas and two whole days without hot water. Jason knows this was originally his fault, but he already paid off all of his gas dues. Literally. Today he got the last little bit of warm water, so looks like it will be just be one more day of punishment from the gas man. Hang in there Jason.
JASON’S PHONE IS “FIXED”
After having a number of issues with his phone yesterday, Jason went to go see the Apple Geniuses so they could fix his phone. After a very hefty explanation of all of the errors and speaker issues with Jason’s phone, the Geniuses of course knew exactly what he was referring to and said it was a common issue with the iPhone 7 software. Also, lucky for Jason, he had the super insurance, so he was able to get a new phone as part of the solution. While setting up his new phone, the Genius explained that the issue was just with the updates and software, so he recommended Jason should not continue to update his phone or use the software. When he was ready to go, the Genius asked him if he wanted him to set it up as new while he was there, but Jason didn’t want to let go of his “stuff” so instead he didn’t take the Geniuses advice and re-infected his phone. And they say you can’t outsmart the Dickman.
THAT GUY
Responds to your Facebook invite with a might go to your event guy, don’t be that guy. As you may know, Jason is throwing a big Labor Day bash and he sent out the invite via Facebook. He sent the invite out to over a hundred people, so to properly plan for the people who are actually going to show in addition to the people bringing a plus one or probably not even going to show, a yes or no would be preferable. So far, he has about twenty-four That Guys who are “maybe” attending his event. Jason has got some planning to do so, don’t be that guy.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Wells Discount Liquor in Baltimore, MD to see if they could help Deb out with some liquor for Jason’s pool party. Deb was in luck, they had Titos and Deep Eddy, some of her Austin favorites. Maybe it was the timing, but unfortunately they had no love for Deb today.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick
Imagine Dragons, Fallout Boy or Other – Congrats to Scott, today’s winner of the Midtown Music Festival flyaway!
Does Deb Know Stuff About Football
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