Since Bumblina and her son moved in with him, Jason has been very clear that he’s not trying to be anyone’s stepdad. He and Bumblito are just bros. But when Bumblito asked a question that necessitated actual parenting, not only did Jason step up, but he knocked it out of the park! What was the question you ask? “What’s an orgasm?”
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/a-very-special-episode-of-the-bumbles
What Do Avocados Taste Like?
Apparently this question was trending on TikTok recently, and we managed to have a very mature and professional discussion about it.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/clean-penis
That Guy
Much to Jason’s chagrin, he has become addicted to fitness guy. So much so that when he had to stay at work late for meeting the other week, he decided to kill time by going for a quick jog around the neighborhoods behind the station. Surprise surprise, he really only made himself That Guy so he could bust on Nick for pranking him while he was on his jog.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/exercises-at-work-guy
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
The Nitpickers
It took her six weeks but Emily finally finished Mare of Easttown, which means we were finally able to debut our new podcast series, The Nitpickers, where we take quality TV shows and movies and pick them apart. Enjoy!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/the-nitpickers-episode-1-mare-of-easttown
Daily Morale Boosters
The TikTok video that started the whole Avocados taste like bit.
@just_m1chelle I will never know peace again #avocado #nothankyou
What do you bring when you’re visiting the White House? When you’re Tom Brady the answer is your best dad jokes.
Brady: Not a lot of people think we could’ve won. In fact, I think about 40% of the people still don’t think we won
Biden: I understand that pic.twitter.com/0yNlu3d3Cn— Acyn (@Acyn) July 20, 2021
And finally, this is everyone watching Jeff Bezos launch into space with his penis-shaped rocket.
