The Nick and Katy show going pretty great so far for coming together so last minute it’s time to start talking about the important things; merch! Katy was thinking Nick and Katy shirts or koozies. Nick says he doesn’t want the fame to get to him so it can just be a Katy Koozie. Katy is thinking a koozie with a picture of her face with the iconic finger gun pose with maybe a fun cartoon explosion behind her. Katy had also been talking about running a 10K this year. Unfortunately, the Cap 10K which she was planning on running in was canceled. She pledged to run a 10 K this year no matter what and invited listeners to start a Jason and Deb running team for it. We’re not sure when the next one will be but we’ll definitely have more details for you when that does happen. Katy would be the only representation of the show because Deb can’t run, doctors order and Jason and Nick just don’t run… period. Katy is thinking this would be the perfect time for a Katy koozie, to boost team morale and keep our water chilled! There’s definitely some time to workshop it but with her determination, there might be a Katy Koozie coming to a store near you!
Classic Jason and Deb Clips – Happy Endings
Deb’s neck has been hurting so she went to go see Mr. Ron the Buttman a sports massage therapist. He’s been working on her neck the past few weeks and hopefully, this massage will do the trick! But Deb asked him when he isn’t massaging who does he go to for a massage. He told her that there is one place he frequents but had an odd experience the last time he went. At this place, you can have 2 massage therapists working on you at the same time. Apparently, toward the end of the massage, one of the masseuses gestured toward his nether regions asking if he wanted a happy ending. He declined as he is a happily married man but was surprised, that hadn’t happened to him before! Deb was shocked that had happened in Austin! She also wondered why you would need 2 people involved in a happy ending. Jason informed her that 4 hands were definitely possible. Thanks, Jason we’ll keep that in mind for future reference. Deb thinks this could be a business; hookers for incels, so everyone can have a happy ending!
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Sex Bracket
While you’re at home social distancing here’s something to add to your list of things to do. It’s our alternative bracket for 2020, sex things! To make your decisions between each seeded sex thing, choose as if you are choosing which one you would rather do for the rest of your life. Then email us MorningX@KROX.com with an excel attachment of your bracket!
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A cat is not happy that her parents are hanging out so much during the quarantine.
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The city of Austin is opening 6th street to car traffic this weekend for the first time in 22 years.
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The NBA might be doing a charity game for the “collective good of the people.”
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