Who Wears Shorts Short?

June 25, 2021
1:08 pm
Morning X Blogs

In case you didn’t know, short shorts on dudes are in. Unless you’re trying to dress like a boomer, you don’t want to be caught in anything longer than a five-inch inseam. Time to tan those thighs, guys.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/5-inches-or-less

Closet Wars

Jason’s girlfriend is officially moving in this Sunday, but she’s already started dropping things off at Affluence Hill. Specifically she’s been transferring the contents of her closet to Jason’s. Jason thought he was being a good boyfriend by giving up 50% of his closet space for her stuff. LOL! 50%? He’ll be lucky if he ends up with 25%.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/countdown-to-bumblina-moving-in

Dear Redacted

It’s Friday, which means we let Nick blow off some steam by firing off some Dear Redacteds. This week it seems that everyone’s already used his bathroom at his new place before he’s even had a chance to really move in, and somebody won’t stop yammering in his ear when he’s trying to edit audio clips for the show. Hmmm, wonder who that could possibly be?

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dear-redacted-9

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

Push Jason’s Buttons Here

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

This Is Not Good Video

In case you missed it, yesterday was Emily’s first time doing her signature segment… Emily’s First Time.