Sometimes you see a situation where you’re not exactly sure which one of those A-Holes are actually A-Holes, and you just can’t figure out who’s wrong. No, it’s not Jason this week, but he did witness this happen between two other people and needs someone else to weigh in.
Is the person who attends the party, already feasted on a plethora of the host’s foods, and goes and gets something else to eat in the fridge the A-Hole, or is it the host for saying don’t go in the fridge?
While Jason and Producer Nick were at their friend Kenny’s house, after eating, Nick went downstairs into Kenny’s freezer and returned with some ice cream. When Kenny, the host of the house saw him he said, “Nick, don’t eat my ice cream” and truly seemed upset.
Apparently, this is just the story according to Jason. In Nick’s defense, he went to grab the peanut ice cream out of the freezer for Jason.
Although, Jason said he and Kenny were just joking. Jason explained after he jokingly said what’s for dessert, Kenny also jokingly responded that he had some ice cream in the freezer, but didn’t realize Nick brought the ice cream up for him. The Dickman admitted he miss interpreted the facts and Nick said also said how was he supposed to know they were just joking.
Deb enjoyed this game of ping pong between the two, but the question of who is the A-Hole now is amongst the guy who goes in the fridge after he already ate, the host who says that’s my food or the guy who was just doing a comedy bit and caused all of this confusion.
Deb ruled, it’s definitely Jason Dick.
TALES OF GLUTTONY: DEB EDITION
Deb celebrated her friend’s birthday and did some terrible things to her stomach. First, Deb’s friend had a birthday party at P. Terry’s. It wasn’t a cake and balloons type of party, but Deb did enjoy herself a veggie burger and some fries (shhhh). Later in the day, she went downtown to meet the birthday crew for some drinks, and on the way home she couldn’t help but go for some convenient store Chinese food and stopped for sesame shrimp and vegetable lo mein. This isn’t the worst tale of gluttony we’ve heard, but Jason judged Deb for having her Uber aid in her gluttony stop.
NEW WEEK NEW HAIRCUT
After fifteen months of growing hair down the drain, check out a self-buzzed Jason Dick. As of just last night, the mullet is gone.
Long live the Dickman mullet.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Bates Nursery in Nashville Tennessee to see if they had any rosebushes or a bush expert. Bates Nursery recommended Deb should come out and talk to the landscape folks on the lot, and even listed all the many rosebush picks for Deb. Deb got a little lost in all of this rosebush talk, but no worries because Bates Nursery said they would point her in the right direction. Deb wasn’t sure if it was the order she said her goodbyes or if they even heard her say I Love You, but at least she got a U2.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was James in Lago Vista, and he started off the weekend by preparing broiled lobster tail and asparagus to celebrate playing the new Spiderman game. James then finished out the weekend packing and playing some Madden 19, and landscaped in the pouring rain all day Sunday.
Today’s duel was the battle of video games versus watching TV. Jason did the most TV watching he has ever done in his life on Friday and Saturday he watched college football all day until one in the morning. He then went to endless shrimp and consumed a well-worth seven orders (about ninety shrimp) and caught some Sunday football, of course. In the lobster versus shrimp macho match, listeners called in and declared James the winner.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick– Today’s real names of Batman trivia ended in a tie. Click here to listen to the game.
Does Deb Know Stuff About Football – Get caught up with the first week of football and listen to today’s things that happened week one in the NFL trivia.
NEWS
On today’s news, Jason and Deb discussed a new survey where the average person gives their significant other a grade of B-minus.
Listeners voted and ranked themselves on twitter and turns out we’re just all a bunch of B’s.
On a scale of A to single, how would you rate yourself as a significant other?
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) September 10, 2018
They also discussed the survey where two-thirds of millennials say they sleep naked, and the HowToWatch.com job opening for someone who is willing to binge-watch TV this fall for twenty-dollars an hour.
SPORTS
After a long weekend of football, Jason and Deb kicked off sports with game scores and highlights.
They started off with Green Bay Packers Aron Rodger’s return to the game after a knee injury, and the Packers’ twenty-four to twenty-three season-opening victory over the Chicago Bears.
Dallas Cowboys Cole Beasley also led the team in receiving versus Carolina Panthers, although the Cowboys loss eight to sixteen against the Panthers.
The Houston Texans loss twenty to twenty-seven to the New England Patriots, the Miami Dolphins won twenty-seven to twenty against the Tennessee Titans after nearly four hours of weather delays and Deb’s favorite team, the Cleveland Browns, tied with the Pittsburg Stealers.
In college football, the Texas Longhorns won twenty-eight to twenty-one against the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes although Jason deemed their performance unacceptable.
JASON AND DEB FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT
Click here to check out who drafted who on the Jason and Deb Fantasy Football Draft.
