Deb is officially back on the market, but she realized one of her best relationships was with a police man so she’s on the hunt for another. Although we all know Deb to be independent, in her relationships she prefers a man in charge. So, police officers are her new thing. A man in uniform makes her feel safe and the law enforcement thing does it for Deb, so she wants to find another cop to date but just doesn’t know how.
She found a website with the six best police dating websites, and after sifting through sites that seemed too flirty, trashy, serious or casual, she decided on PoliceSingles.com. Deb started off with a good feeling about her profile, but the first questions she had to answer were about her body type and she had to write a headline. Jason and Nick suggested that her headline be badge bunny, and out of toned, muscular and average she is “average”, but she needs your help. The only requirements she has are that the potential dating candidates are real officials and not a security guard. If you have any officer friends also searching for love, hit us up @JasonAndDeb.
Would should @DebOKeefe put as the headline for her police singles dating profile? Also, what do you think her body type is? If you think you can come up with a better suggestion than an “average” sized “badge bunny”, let us know below.
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) August 24, 2018
C OF THE WEEK
Every Friday Deb picks out someone or something to be her C Of The Week. Sometimes it’s a jovial C and sometimes it’s a legitimate C. Deb has a neighbor who is a trash grass offender. When she goes on her daily strolls around the neighborhood, she always sees this yard and can’t help but notice how unruly it has become. If you’re unfamiliar with just what “trash grass” is, it’s a yard where the lawn is so un-kept, the grass has grown pass its yard.
Yesterday, when Deb passed by the house, she saw a guy mowing the yard. She was so glad this neighborhood eye-sore might finally go away, she thought about thanking him for his service. Well, good thing she didn’t praise him on his work, because he didn’t clean up the leftover grass or properly pick up the lawn. The trash grass unfortunately was still at large, so she thought about picking it up herself or just confronting her neighbor. The yard work the mower left behind required a shovel (which they had) and her neighbor is nice so she let it go, but couldn’t help but think of the decline of her property value with that yard right up the street. Dear homeowners, Deb recommends that you take care of your property. To the half ass man who half ass cleaned the trash grass, you are the C Of The Week
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called The Spicy Peach (The grocery store, not strip club) in Atlanta, GA for our Atlanta themed I love you call. Deb started the conversation by asking Spicy Peach if they had a deli. The grocery store didn’t have a deli, but they did have a soup, salad and Panini that would be perfect for eb’s lunch. Although the lunch sounded good, Deb apparently wasn’t good enough to get an I Love You Too.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick
You AutoComplete Me – The Google Game
Does Deb Know Stuff
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