We discuss how to tell if your dog is a genius, Nick turning into a Yes Man, and the which Longhorn’s coach has a stripper girlfriend with a pet monkey that bit a child at her haunted...

We discuss a study saying pretty much everyone under 55 prefers texts to actual phone calls, the Longhorns announcing the start times of their first three games, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for...

We discuss why Emily is mad at the new HBO-less Max, the best evidence yet that Austin doesn’t have a serial killer, and everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Emily’s showering habits and Nick’s manscaping. See...