CJ is out sick with the COVID, and Spenny showed up today with a black eye. After enough pestering, Matt was able to coax the story out of Spen – apparently he passed out, fell down, and also hit his head while en route to the floor. You can listen in for the full story. He should be fine, though. Right? 

LOL IDK

Anyway, plenty more fun to be had this episode. Here are some topics for ya:

• We celebrate the end of prohibition in America on Today is the Greatest!
• We celebrate a millennial who is working hard – even post-brain surgery!
• We celebrate more ideas for our Punishment Plinko board, which makes its weekly appearance during our Sports Bet segment 
• We celebrate a smart young lady who created a simple solution for killing off mosquitoes without harming other useful insects and plants 
• WE CELEBRATE OUR BODIES, HELL YEAH
• We celebrate the imprisonment of another Florida Man who got a bit too touchy-feely with some female strangers 
• We celebrate – OH HELL YEAH OUR BODIES, BABY! LONG LIVE THE HUMAN VESSEL! PRAISE BE TO NEKTOIRA THE TRUE EMPRESS AND RIGHTFUL RULER OF HOLLOW EARTH
• Huh? What?
• LOL NEVERMIND JUST LISTEN TO THE EPISODE 

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