We discuss the federal government investigating why McDonald’s ice cream machines are always broken, the success of Emo Nite at Barbarella with Chad Swiatecki, and how students have already gotten stuck on the Bevo Blvd ferris wheel....

We discuss a “house from hell” that will still cost you $600K, the first Austin FC home game, and a round of You AutoComplete Me. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

We discuss a Houston woman who’s HOA is forcing her to take down her pole-dancing skeleton Halloween decorations, the Longhorns losing a huge recruit, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....