If you noticed any burning sensation in your eyes or perhaps are having a harder time breathing, well, it’s because Texas is trying to kill you. I mean, not literally. A land mass has no interest in human affairs, but many parts of the state are on fire. Those fires lead to smoke and smog in the air, and those pollutants fill the air up with nasty nonsense that messes with your body. On top of that, the intense storm we had earlier this week kicked up all the plant dust in the region. All our trees and flowers are a little confused as a result, so almost all forms allergens are significantly higher than usual this time of year, including cedar, mold, grass, and oak. Stay safe out there. Take your allergy meds!

Oh yeah, CJ is still out sick with COVID. He calls into the show today and lets us know he’s feeling better but still keeps testing positive. Maybe some of these allergens will get into his system and help kick the stupid ‘Rona out! 

Matt and Spenny have a few good chuckles today. Check it out. We talk about sex stuff. And other stuff I can’t recall (I HAD A CONCUSSION RECENTLY AND MY BRAIN IS SO TIRED RIGHT NOW OKAY CHILL OUT).

Spenny out. I’m exhausted. Listen in and have a fun time with us on this episode.

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