Today is National Milk Day, and we celebrate it on Today is the Greatest by reliving some of CJ’s greatest milky memories. 

Emily tells the story of how refrigeration almost killed her several years ago. It involves a can of tomato sauce and a can-do attitude. 

Matt discovers a watch with a rock glued to it being sold for $300 dollars. The dude who created it is pretending it’s innovative. 

Spenny hovers nearby and laughs into the microphone, sometimes derailing the show. Somebody stop him.

Basically just a good ass show today. There’s more. There’s always more, but it’s in this episode. 

Bye.

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