Well, Hidden Valley has forged a diamond infused with ingredients from their ranch dressing recipe. This is peak America right here, baby. We did it! We created the first ever ranch diamond!! If you want to buy it, the bid is around $12,000 as of typing up this description. It’s on eBay currently. Good luck to you, you brave pioneer.

Anyway, we have a blast in this episode (as usual). CJ gives us the scoop about crawfish boils and where you can find some good spots around town. Matt is responsible for finding out about the aforementioned ranch dressing diamond and sharing it with us. And Spenny is simply in the room for most of it, laughing and having a good time. Can you believe he gets paid for this? What a joke.

Okay, I’m kidding. Spenny is writing this currently. This is my job. I love it. You can love a little bit of it too by listening to this episode. 

Also, I’m done. I’m done doing the “all that and more on Just Matt & CJ” schtick. You get it. You’re not an idiot. You understand that I’m only mentioning a few bits here to both inform and entice you into listening. I can’t mention every single thing that happens because our brains, on average, only recall roughly 25% of what we experience throughout the day without taking notes or recording events. Also, I just don’t want to. That would take way too long, and I want to go home and sleep at some point.

Anyway, we love you. Listen in and have a good time. Happy SXSW! 

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