Was CJ being a “stage mom” last night? His future wife did a stand-up comedy performance, and she unfortunately did not advance to the next stage of this specific comedy competition. CJ thinks he might have been a bit hard on her after the show, much like the stage mothers of those weird kids’ pageants for young girls. Emily and Spenny give their thoughts, but what do you think? Let @TheCJMorgan know. Was he a Stage Mom?

We finally settle the debate about which talk show should get Emily’s “thirst trap” pictures for their own benefit. Should it be the morning show? Or our afternoon show here? Emily joins us for a discussion, and we read the results of the poll that you, dear listener, were invited to vote on. 

And Matt Bearden wows us with a new discovery in pig products on today’s Weird or Wired. Pig products, you say? Well, a byproduct of processing pigs for eating is surprisingly efficient at rejuvenating old and damaged corneas in humans. I believe it is some collagen product or something along those lines (I forget, please listen to Matt explain it instead), but this pig “byproduct” can be injected into the human cornea (part of the eye, dingus) in order to aid in strengthening and repairing. It sounds pretty cool. Matt’s got the science stuff, so listen in for that.

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