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We discuss how Nick ended up with a magic necklace from Galveston, Emily being super excited for Barbenheimer, and why Nick always had a

Today is Emily’s last day running the show by herself. We discuss our savage mothers, a dog named Duck, the multiple instances of Emily

Today Emily is taking over to bring you some of our favorite segments from the past and let Nick go on a much needed

Today is the first day of Nick’s long overdue vacation, so Emily is taking over to bring you some of our favorite segments from

We discuss why Emily wants a warning that you’re sober before she buys you a bunch of alcohol for your birthday, how AI technology

We discuss why Emily thinks she has superpowers, why Nick is furious at our intern Andreas, and the discovery of another dead body in

We discuss what debt Nick is trying to walk away from now, whether going to TJ Maxx makes you have to poop, and whether

We discuss how Emily is a turtle killer (and possibly a baby killer), the gross things that happen on sixth street, and how Happy

We discuss why nobody needs to hear from James Cameron about Titanic stuff right now, Nick’s Dear Redacted about why a co-worker needs to

We discuss why 10am is too early for brunch, why Emily is mad at her boyfriend’s sleeping habits, and who would win in a