The Morning X

We discuss how fans of The Office are writing their own Covid episode, a round of the Well How Do You These Tomatoes, and

We discuss Tyga starting his own knock-off OnlyFans that allows sexually-explicit content, why Emily thinks wine tastings are bunk, and which brand of hot

We discuss Mike Richards stepping down as the new host of Jeopardy for his past comments, a race horse deciding she’s had enough of

We discuss Jason had what he says may be his dumbest argument ever, and another round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.See omnystudio.com/listener

We discuss ACL announcing their Covid policy, a round of $7 Dollars Worth Of Hoobastank, and Dennis De La Pena on the Longhorns’ quarterback

We discuss why Onlyfans would ban sexually-explicit content, what’s stoking Nick’s rage in this week’s Dear Redacted, and why Jason is having sleeping arraignment

We discuss how many “healthy” minutes of your life each hot dog you eat costs you, the Patriots crushing the Eagles in preseason football,

We discuss Fruity Pebbles makeup, a round of How Do You Like Them Tomatoes, and the first Longhorn’s tailgate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss what’s the best thing to order from an ice cream truck and another round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.See omnystudio.com/listener

We discuss Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson naming their baby Cosmo, Emily’s First Time, and what’s the nice way to tell ghost someone you