Jason is out again which means the Nick and Emily show continues on! Emily wants to know, is she a catfish? She recently posted a selfie on her Instagram that she claims might not look anything like her. Is this why she never has luck on dates? What does it take to truly be a catfish?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-is-a-catfish
Trader Joe’s Hoe
Back to more weird things that Emily is passionate about. Today she tried to convince Nick and intern Riley that Trader Joe’s is the way to go. Immense selection, fairly cheap prices, and flirty cashiers galore! Check out our Twitter poll and prove to her that she is wrong.
Superior grocery store chain?
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 17, 2021
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-loves-trader-joes
Batman is a Selfish Lover!
Important news, Batman does not perform oral sex. How dare he say that! What is with superheroes these days? We are feeling pretty bad for Catwoman. Let’s talk about sex, baby!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/batman-doesnt-perform-oral-sex
The Cat and the Anus
Dora the cat was born with a rare birth defect. The poor thing has no booty hole! We are still confused about how that is possible. How does someone just forget about that? Luckily, sweet Dora has some adoring fans that were worried about her assets and donated to the “help the kitty poop” fund. Yes, we talked about this.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/cat-born-with-no-anus
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
Live version of Emily’s Catfish take!
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Daily Morale Boosters
Speaking of butt holes. (Wait, no one was talking about buttholes?) Someone noticed that the infamous 2019 film, Cats, was missing something important in their character design… click below to find out what Dora the cat and these kitties now have in common.
We found out during today’s game of Let’s Talk Talkies that Emily has this strange obsession with Jesse Eisenberg’s voice. We don’t get it either. She told us to link this interview so you can decide if she’s crazy or not.
iCarly is BACK! The new reboot on Paramount Plus launched today. Here’s the trailer for those fans out there.
And finally, a man discovers that he can play a melody by repeatably smacking himself in the face. If that isn’t a good morale booster, I am not sure how we can do better. Watch the video and jam along with him here.
