Today is Super Tuesday so first of all if you haven’t voted already GO OUT AND VOTE. It’s super important and would make Producer Katy very happy if you voted. Jason hasn’t voted yet and still hasn’t completely decided who he wants to vote for. Because it’s the day of, Jason said he’ll vote for whoever you tell him to vote for if you give him $100. Okay, not really, he won’t do this but he was seriously considering it for a moment. Jason’s gonna do the right thing and use his own brain to decide. Be like Jason, go fulfill your civic duty and vote today!
Deb’s Diary
Dear Diary,
I think my boyfriend just bought a car that was previously owned by a sugar baby.
Love,
Deb
Over the weekend, Deb’s boyfriend, San Antonio Guy flew to and drove back from Las Vegas with his brand new car. It’s pretty fancy, so fancy it has features Deb has never heard of, including night vision. Deb’s not entirely sure what this feature actually does. After further inspection of the car, her and San Antonio guy found that glitter is embedded into the seat and the gear shift. They were both confused until they found old registration papers from a woman left in the car. Deb googled her and says she looks like the “white Wendy Williams.” More searching in the car and they found a form that showed the car belonged to an older gentleman but then was transferred to the lady. Deb and San Antonio guy are pretty sure this is a sugar baby/sugar daddy situation.
Cheap Ass Rental Cars
Jason is going to Mexico over spring break, specifically Cancun but they’re wanting to go to Tulum. In order to go to Tulum, Jason is gonna need to rent a car. He started looking up information to rent a car in Mexico and found something very surprising. It’s super cheap to rent a car in Mexico, almost too cheap. He found rental cars for $3 total for 5 days of a rental! Is this a scam? Should Jason go for it or find another option to get to Tulum? If you have any rental car in Mexico experience, get at Jason and let him know!
News
James Lipton passed away at the age of 93.
Apple is settling a lawsuit over slowing down old iPhones.
SXSW is still scheduled to happen as planned but several large media companies are pulling out with concerns of the coronavirus.
Sports
March Madness is closely approaching, time to get your bracket ready.
Rob Gronkowski had an interesting phone call with Roger Goodell.
